Yorkshire Lament

 "When I were a lad, our Mam'd send me down to t'corner shop wi' a shillin',

 an' I'd come back wi' five pound o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three
 pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, some Spangles,  a stick o' liquorice, a
 bottle o' Tizer, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs.
Ya can't do that now..... . . . . . ..
 Too many security cameras!!